Easy A2010

Olive Penderghast:
[sitting in a confessional booth] Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. Where do I even start? I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? A harlot. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. But a lot of people hate me now.

[tearing up]

Olive Penderghast:
I kind of hate me, too.

Olive Penderghast:
[pause] I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? Hello?

[looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]

Olive Penderghast:
Oh, come on!