Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley2009

Eddie Izzard:
It's a lil' bit underwhelming, Jimmy, but if you stood on the roof of your house and you had an extended car aerial and on the end of that you had a frog with a long tongue, who had a stick insect on the end of that, who is holding one of those metal tape measures that you can click down, and you used to use as swords, but you made it too long and it used to go 'cthunk' in the middle. And if you got all that together and waggle that, you could almost touch Mars... if you were INSANE.