Miranda: So how long are you here for, Dickie?Dickie: Well if all goes well, for the rest of my life.Miranda: Wow, that's a commitment. I've been here for seven years, and I love it, you know. There's something about the air that kind of erogenizes you.Dickie: Hmm. Sounds perfect, have my babies.Miranda: Actually, I can't have children. Um, I was in New York, got a nasty S.T.D. The doctor said it cut me up and left me sterile, but with a "Jackson Pollack" on my womb. So I'm useless, but decorative. If you like abstract art.

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A "Hello, Dolly!"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Papa, can you hear me?"

D "Hi, I am here!"