Sophie: Mum is against plastic surgery.Rachel: I am.Sophie: Mum doesn't even wear makeup.Rachel: I don't. I think it's dishonest. This is my face, take it or leave it. If you study history of art or anthropology...Sebastian: [interjecting] Rachel got a first at Cambridge.Rachel: [continuing]... you learn that red lipstick mimics arousal and suggests the geography of the labia minora.Sophie: [interrupting] Puke!Rachel: [continuing] Whereas I have a lot of natural red pigment in my lips, so I really don't need it.Sophie: Vomitorium!

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