Sabra: Hey, would you like to come over after I get off work and do me doggie style?Eli: Aaa, no thanks. By the way, wha'd ya do to me last night? I can barely walk.Sabra: No pain, no gain. So what'd ya think, ya up for it or what?[Eli shakes head, no]Sabra: (sighs, standing up to walk away) Fine, guess I'll just have to come home and jack off by myself. Your loss, big boy.

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