Webb Wilder: What's the matter brother? Somebody badmouth Earnest Tubb or somethin'?Special Agent Travis Byrd: Worse! It's bad enough to have some Hairball run down Elvis, I'm just about shit sick of Elvis jokes, but that he's gonna be blowin' a reefer in my face while he's doin' it!Webb Wilder: Let it go, let it go. I know this one Travis. It's a misdemeanor. Hairball won't do it anymore, will ya' Hairball? Now if it wasn't for fat ol' dead Elvis Presley, none o' y'all ever would've heard of Jimmy Hendrix, or Peter & Gabrial, or Dell Whitney Shane or whoever the Hell it is that floats your boat!

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

D "Hello, Dolly!"