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Sheriff Edward Gideon, Blanc de Blanc: [drunkenly] You're absolutely right, Swiss. I'm a horse's ass. And... of all th' horse's asses in the world... you... are my real friend.Blanc de Blanc: Now you're really beginnin' to make a little sense. But Black Jack, why did you choose the kind of existence that pays nothing and is full of danger? You got a house full of kids, and a woman who, exceptin' for the beard, could be the twin of Mochako.Sheriff Edward Gideon: Mochako doesn't have a beard.Blanc de Blanc: But Clementine has. Hey, look, we could both be rich, Black Jack. Rich, you hear? Let's open the box and divide up the money, huh? Think about it. Paris. [Mimes the Can-Can... Black Jack starts to join in]Sheriff Edward Gideon: Yeah, you're right, Swiss. Let's cha-cha-cha-cha the law! And everybody who the hell believes in it! Let's open the box! I've got the- I've got the key! [He pulls the key out from his pocket] So let's... [His hand hovers over one of the three locks. He's forgotten which lock the key fits]Blanc de Blanc: C'mon, what's the matter?Sheriff Edward Gideon: The matter is, I can't remember which lock to open! An-and if we open the wrong lock... [imitates explosion noises musically]Blanc de Blanc: Very funny. Calm down, there are only three keyholes to choose from. Black, yellow and white. You gotta remember which one it is!Sheriff Edward Gideon: [Despondently] With all that fire water you gave me to drink, I can't even remember my own name!Blanc de Blanc: Your name is Black Jack! Now come on, now, open this damn box! Come on!Sheriff Edward Gideon: I got it! Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, catch a... [pauses, then points to the black lock] That's it! [He kisses the key, and starts to try and insert the key into the black lock. Swiss stops him]Blanc de Blanc: Hey, wait! Are you sure?Sheriff Edward Gideon: Sure? No.Blanc de Blanc: You're not just drunk! You're crazy! [He gets up and leaves] Let me out of this looney bin! [Black Jack looks fit to cry]Sheriff Edward Gideon: God damn it! The one time I decide to screw the law... I can't remember which lock to use! [Rests his head, whimpering, on the box]

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