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Fred: Steven Seagal is the strongest guy in ten years.Stan: You know what? You are truly an idiot. You could have said that in the dark, and I would've known it was you, because only you could make so stupid a statement. Steven Seagal has got to be the dumbest jagoff I can remember.Fred: Yeah, it's like you to say that.Stan: You know about it?Fred: I know when a guy is strong.Stan: And that's what Seagal is, strong, huh?Fred: Yeah.Stan: You know, you're right. I agree with you 100%, he is strong, this Seagal. I can't think of anything that could be stronger than him, unless maybe a pile of shit!Fred: What do you know? Who do you like?Stan: Oh, I'll tell you. You want a real strong fella, a real type. I'd have to say Jerry Lewis. He could probably knock the shit out of this Seagal.Fred: Aw, you don't know nothing. You don't know a f***ing champ when you're looking at him in the movies, for chrissakes. This guy is stark, he's the best.Stan: He's the best, alright. Like jacking off is better than getting laid. This guy Seagal is the biggest jackoff of all time.Fred: Yeah, I agree with you, Stan. I see your point, the man is not stark, he's no f***ing good. That's why he didn't take five f***ing guys in that barroom using only one pool cue. I see your point!

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