Dr. Thorn: [testing Matthew's ability to diagnose an elderly male patient lying in hospital bed] Feel his pulse.Matthew Harris: [hung-over and very nervous] It's irregular.Dr. Thorn: So?Matthew Harris: Atrial fibrillation.Dr. Thorn: Listen to his chest.Matthew Harris: [placing stethoscope on patient's back] Please sit forward. Breathe in please. And out. And in, and out, and in, and out.[to Dr. Thorn]Matthew Harris: Basal crepitations.Dr. Thorn: Feel his liver. Well?Matthew Harris: It's normal.[Patient smiles in surprise]Dr. Thorn: What do you mean, "normal"? If you can feel it, it isn't normal! So what is it?Matthew Harris: Abnormal?Dr. Thorn: Enlarged! Smooth, enlarged, non-pulsatile. Diagnosis?Matthew Harris: Hepatitis?[Dr. Thorn rolls his eyes]Matthew Harris: No?[Catches sight of liquor bottle hidden under patient's bedsheet]Matthew Harris: Cirrhosis!Dr. Thorn: Of course. Classic: wasting, spider naevi, jaundice, varices. You been drinking?Yellow Man: [Thinking Dr. Thorn is addressing him] I'm a dead man anyway!
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