Shrek: T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamprat did creep / As mom and the kids played kazoo in their sleep / The house was a sight that would make an ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / And who should arrive to help this lost cause? / The vile, the foul... and handsome Ogre Claus!Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] Hey. How's it going?Shrek: He looked around scratching his beard / and said... and said...Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] This is worse than I thought... feared!Shrek: So he adjusted his gut and scrunched up his face / And let out a... [Loud belch]... That transformed the place / Seeing that his work was all done / He turned to the kids, and he gave one by one / A bottle of festering swamp juice / And to mom a kiss and a big Christmas goose. [Motions to goose Fiona, but then pulls out a goose]Shrek: [as Ogre Claus] 325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound.Shrek: And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night!
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