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[Strong Bad was asked via email from a fifth grader named John Katulla to make a hygiene movie, so Strong Bad makes one that has John in it. The movie begins]Strong Bad: [narrating] Meet John. [Homestar appears as John, looking very much unkempt] John is a cruddy fifth grader. Hi, John!Homestar Runner: [voice breaking] I'm a latchkey champion.Strong Bad: [narrating] Meet Gene. [Strong Bad appears as Gene, with stylish blond hair and wearing a nice shirt] Gene is a beacon of light shining through the stink cloud generated by John. Hi, Gene! [as Gene] TGIG, y'all! Thank God I'm Gene! [narrating] Gene is popular and doesn't get good grades. John has no friends and sits in the front row. What is John missing that Gene has? Besides rich parents? That's right, hygiene! [as Gene] Hi, gals! [narrating] Hygiene is defined as how close people are willing to stand next to you. John wears clothes that smell like chocolate milk with a stomach virus. Gene's mom buys all of his clothes, but she is young and hot enough for that to be okay.Gene's Mom: [holding out some keys to Strong Bad as Gene] Mommy's got a grown-up headache, Gene. Why don't you take the boat out for a while?

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