Gus: [upon seeing Carlos enter] Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing?Wayne: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill.Carlos: Me tummy, es sicko.Umpire: Well you got proof he's a kid?Gus: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50.Wayne: Not according to birth certifico.[hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier]Umpire: [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up] He's got documentation. Play ball!
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