Security Guard: I need to see your pass.Bob Galway: I've lost it.Security Guard: Lost it?Bob Galway: Yes, "lost". As in "I've just lost my job as a security guard."[Security guard reluctantly lets Bob Galway into building]

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hi, I am here!"

C "Hello, Dolly!"

D "Hello gorgeous!"