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[Aboard the helicopter, Aladeen and Nadal are smiling at the American tourists in front of them, as Aladeen points at his sheriff's badge]General Aladeen: I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.[Nadal sighs]General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] I've fooled them. Job done.Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] So, how are things back at the Palace?General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Ooh, Bin Laden?General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?[Tourists look worried]General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] You mean your Porsche?General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Yes... the 911.Nadal: 911, it's the best!General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day... [making hand gestures of driving the car] and I totally crashed![Aladeen and Nadal laugh as the tourists get more nervous]General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012.[Tourists get even more nervous]Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. [makes exploding sounds before giving Nadal a high-five and looking at the tourists]Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Really?General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan] Yes, look, I'm still wearing it. [unzips his jacket to reveal a black vest with strings on it] Hey, my English is getting good. I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!General Aladeen, Nadal: Five, four, three, two, one![the tourists scream. Later, Aladeen and Nadal have their mug shots taken]

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