Dante: Did you ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.Randal: [looking at a pornographic magazine] You know how much wage the average jizz-mopper make per hour?Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie-booths after each guy that jerks off.Dante: Nudie booth?Randal: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been to a nudie booth?Dante: I guess not.Randal: Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like ten bucks.Dante: What kind of show?Randal: Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body. Any opening!Dante: Can we not talk about this now?Randal: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, practically everybody does it right on the window, and I don't know if you noticed or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.Customer: I will never come to this place again.Dante: Excuse me?Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers. You both should be fired!Dante: I'm sorry. I guess we kinda got carried away.Customer: Well, I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended meRandal: Well, you think that's offensive, check this out! [shows customer the magazine's centerfold as the customer runs out, screaming] I think you can see her kidneys.
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