Oliver Plexico: Pssssst! Maggie!Margaret Harwood: [Maggie looks out the window, leans out a little, then looks down and sees Oliver on the remaining block of the broken wall planter below] What are you doing?Oliver Plexico: [smiles tiredly] I've come to rescue you!Margaret Harwood: [looks behind her, then back to Oliver] Don't rescue me, it's a trap!Oliver Plexico: Sweet, sweet Maggie! I know it's a Goddamned trap! The point is, I've somewhat bungled things. So... you're gonna have to save me.Margaret Harwood: [stands upright, crossing arms] Are you safe on that thing?Oliver Plexico: Define safe.Margaret Harwood: [Turns around hastily, pulls the sheets off the bed, ties them into a long rope and ties it around herself hastily, prepared to lower it down to Oliver] Allright! I'll save your life! That's only fair, you saved mine! But then I'm calling it quits!Oliver Plexico: Why?Margaret Harwood: Because you have no respect for my feelings!Oliver Plexico: I have respect for your feelings...Margaret Harwood: Bull Shit!Oliver Plexico: I get the feeling you don't believe me?Margaret Harwood: Stop being charming!Oliver Plexico: I haven't got much choice right now, I got a 50 foot drop below me, and a crazy lady 10 feet above!Margaret Harwood: After we... After we did... After we were done with...Oliver Plexico: After sex?Margaret Harwood: Yes! Right! Correct! You could have got the number yourself, you didn't have to [chokes back tears] throw your wife at me!Oliver Plexico: I don't have a wife.Margaret Harwood: I saw the wedding photo!Oliver Plexico: That's my sister! [Oliver starts to get aggravated]Margaret Harwood: Don't make it worse!Oliver Plexico: [yelling] Now you listen to me, Margaret! When I first met you, you were this... beautiful, crazy... ragamuffin. And I said to myself, hey! A beautiful, crazy... ragamuffin! I didn't have to fly down to get the bottle, I volunteered! Now why do you think I did that?Margaret Harwood: Why should I believe any of this?Margaret Harwood: [sighs, frustrated and looks around, motioning with his hand] A guy fresh from the chiropractor scales a 50 foot wall to save your life? This is not mass entertainment Maggie! It's gotta be... Love!
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