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[Chipeska is seen arguing with a man who had been the Chamberlain's Santa for years.] Bob Chipeska: Harrison, will you listen please? Financially-- Fired Santa: Well, you get what you paid for, Chipeska. Five Christmases I've been here, and now you flip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and happens to work with a real midget. Well, let me tell you something, though: nobody cares! Nobody comes for the elf; Santa's the main attraction. I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmoe even play guitar? Bob Chipeska: Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget. Believe me if it was-- I don't think they like the term midget. I think you're supposed to call them-- Fired Santa: Oh, just forget it! [Walks away as Willie and Marcus enters the store, then yells to them] Hacks! Bob Chipeska: [to Marcus and Willie] Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resumè by the way. Marcus: Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job. Bob Chipeska: I'm so glad you two can come at such a short notice. You two are perfect for this job, truly. [Willie drones out the conversation between Bob and Marcus, eyeing a woman's ass as she walks] Bob Chipeska: So, I don't want his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way. Marcus: Oh, no, we-- Willie: Performance? Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the... Willie: Performance, like, sexual? [Bob looks up at Willie in confusion] Bob Chipeska: Excuse me? Marcus: Willie. Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me? Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear? Marcus: Willie... Willie: My fuck stick! [Bob makes a shocked and disgusted look, Marcus quickly saves the situation by shoving Willie] Marcus: Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is. Bob Chipeska: He's not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the children, is he? Marcus: No! It was just a joke. An adult joke for us adults. It's a joke. Just a joke.

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