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Mr. Paxton: The teriyaki sauce is the goalkeeper. Mrs. Paxton: The teriyaki sauce. Mr. Paxton: The posh French mustard is the defender. Mrs. Paxton: The posh French mustard. Mr. Paxton: The salt is the attacker. Mrs. Paxton: The sea salt. Mr. Paxton: The sea salt is the attacker. Now, when the ball's played forward, the sea salt has to be level with the mustard. Mrs. Paxton: [To just arrived Jules] Hello, darling. Mr. Paxton: Now concentrate. Offside, onside. Mrs. Paxton: Offside, onside. Jules: What are you doing? Mrs. Paxton: Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed... Jules: What? Mr. Paxton: Don't laugh. I'm trying to teach your mother the offside rule. Mrs. Paxton: I've decided that I've got to take an interest or I'm going to lose you. This way we can all enjoy football as a family. Right. So, don't tell me. The offside rule is... ...when... ...the French mustard... has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt. Mr. Paxton: She's got it! Got it! Wonderful! Jules: Have you read all these as well? Mrs. Paxton: Yeah. Oh, and do you know what? One of those England girls' players is a math's teacher as well, and she's happily married with a baby!

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