Jaleel White: [on the set of Whitaker and Fowl, talking to his co-star, a chicken] Listen, Whitaker, I'm not your sister, I'm not your girlfriend and I'm not your priest. So, if you wanna remain my partner, I got two words for you, shut the heck up! You talk way too much! OK, can we cut? Can we... cause this, this ain't workin' for me at all. What are you, doing, are you fumigating me or something!
Marty Wolf: Move! Why did you call "cut"? I did not tell you to stop acting, Urkel!
Jaleel White: Wolf, how many times have I told you NOT to call me Urkel?!! My name is Jaleel White, OK? Urkel was a character I played when I was a child!
Marty Wolf: Okay, "Jaleel"! What's the problem, huh?
Jaleel White: You want to know the problem? You wanna know the problem? I'm getting nothing from the chicken, that's the problem. He just sits there with his head all slumped over. I have absolutely no idea what my motivation is!
Marty Wolf: Okay, well you're a police officer named Fowl.
Jaleel White: Mmm-hmmm.
Marty Wolf: Your new partner is a crime fighting chicken named Whitaker. And your motivation is a nice fat pay check that's keeping you from working at the drive-thru window at McDonalds!
Jaleel White: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! Watch yourself, Wolf, watch yourself!
Marty Wolf: No, you watch yourself, pal! You're just lucky I'm not making you wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.
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