Donny: [Runs over to Walter and Dude] They posted the next round for the tournament!
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f— When do we play?
Donny: This Saturday. Quintana and—
Walter Sobchak: Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule.
The Dude: Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: I told that fuck down at the league office … Who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude: Walter …
Donny: Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude: Walter …
Donny: They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak: WELL, THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!
The Dude: Who gives a shit?! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: C'mon, Dude - Uh, eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm Shomer Shabbos.
Donny: What's that, Walter?
The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?!
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
Donny: Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak: SHOMER SHABBOS!
The Dude: Walter, how am I going to—
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking Shabbos.
The Dude: Oh, fuck! That's it, I'm outta here.
Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude … [rolls his eyes at Donny] (mouths) What a fucking baby …
[Donny nods]
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