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Ricky Delacruz: [after Bobby danced with Francesca] Hey, you light on your feet, Funke. That's good. Bobby Funke: Thanks. Ricky Delacruz: But we notice you having a problem out there. Bobby Funke: I do? What? Ricky Delacruz: It's your hard-on. Alex Schneider: Yeah, that close to a girl like her, it's natural. Bobby Funke: I didn't realize it was so obvious. Ricky Delacruz: What you're gonna wanna do, okay, is you tuck that thing into the side of your boxer shorts, so it runs down the leg. That way you can contain it. It's like getting a stiff rod when you're taking a dump. Alex Schneider: A shit boner. Ricky Delacruz: Yeah. Then you got to jam it into the bowl like it owes you money. But you don't want to dunk it. It's not a clown. Down! Alex Schneider: But you also don't want to get the peepee on your shirt. Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: It's a no-win situation. At ease, gentlemen. Erections or otherwise.

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