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[Seeing Wade's mutation for the first time] Weasel: You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Wade: Yeah. Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship, and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. Wade: And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory, and he's... gone! Poof! Weasel: Well, you gotta do something to remedy this, 'cause as of now, you only have one course of action. Wade: Damn straight. Find Francis. Weasel: [at the same time as Wade] Star in horror films. Wade: What? Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. Wade: Here's what I'm actually gonna do: I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain-hole. Weasel: I don't wanna see that, or think of it... again. But, the douchebag does think you're dead, right? Wade: Yeah. Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way. Wade: What, like, wear a mask? Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I'm sorry, you are... haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Wade: Like a testicle with teeth. Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Ideally. For others' sake. Wade: [getting annoyed] That'll do!

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