[After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman]
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Maybe YOU can help me.
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.
Deuce Bigalow: You do?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.
Deuce Bigalow: I am...and I did.
Beautiful Woman in Painting: And you know what really turns me on?
Deuce Bigalow: What?
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Is thinking about him in his tighty whities...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.
Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a credit card!
Beautiful Woman in Painting: Kiss my chest.
Deuce Bigalow: Okay!
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