[The Girls Scouts Team: Troop 417 are smug and anticipating being declared eligible until a man runs up to the stage with a note card for the announcer to read, alarmed by what he found.]
Announcer: I'm sorry, we have a bit of a problem here.
Girl Scout Troop 417: Huh?
Announcer: Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid by rule, your team must be disqualified.
[Peter is smug as most of the Girls Scouts, troop 417 stare in anger at a large, well-built girl scout with a mustache and hairy arms named Bernice who got them disqualified for doing just that. A member of the girls scout walks over to her furious.]
Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice!
[Enraged, she throws her cap at Bernice for getting their team disqualified and walks off. and Bernice begins crying in a deep voice]
Announcer: By the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... Average Joe's Gym!
[Average Joe's Team began to cheering]]
Girl Scout #2: You lied!
[All of the Girl Scout Troop 417 leaves, Bernice crying continues.]
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