Drug Counselor: Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Bob: Yeah, a few times. Drug Counselor: What were they? What felonies were you convicted of? Bob: [pauses] What do you want? You want my life story? [Gets up] I'm a junkie, I like drugs, I like the whole lifestyle. But it just didn't pay off. You know, you don't see my kind of people. Because my kind of people don't beg dope, they go out and get it.

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