[Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for the baby in his trunk, only to discover that the baby is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego who wakes up with a startle] Manny: Where's the baby?! Diego: You lost it? [They look at each other and noticed Sid is not there] Both: [Shouts] SID!!! [Scene shows Sid with the baby in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths] Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable! Jennifer: [baby-talking to the baby] Hello, Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby... Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find him? Sid: Ah, poor kid all alone in the wild. Sabers were closing in on him, so I just snatched him! Rachel: Oh, so brave of you! Sid: Yeah, well... He needed me... [wistfully] And I only wish I had one of my own, too... Jennifer: [excited] REALLY? [she calms herself down] I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male. Sid: [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't want a family, I always say? Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby... Sid: [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know... [the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh... [wipes the mud on his face, which is Manny's trunk; realizes and gasps] Oh, hey! Hi… Manny! Manny: [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with you? Sid: Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I’ll be right back. [Sid gets out of mud pool and fall down and Sid get up] Sexy. [walks off] Jennifer: He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy. Rachel: Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten. Sid: [cut scene walk over to Manny and stop] No, no, no, no, no! Manny, Manny, Manny, please, I’m begging you, I need him! Manny: What, a good looking guy like you? Sid: Oh, you say that but, you don’t mean it. Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don’t stand a chance. Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor. Manny: Hey, don’t let me cramp your style. Sid: [shakes Manny’s trunks] Oh, thanks, Manny, you’re a pal. You're the best. Manny: Without Pinky. [Manny give it back to baby and walks off] Sid: Manny, Manny, I need him! Fine. [humming] So, ladies, where were we? Frank: Carl? Carl: Easy, Frank. [they growl and Sid screams in horror] Manny: Pretty tail walk by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah, and that tiger... Yeah, Mr. Greater Tracker. Can’t even find a sloth. What am I, their wet nurse? [to the baby] What are you looking at, bone bag? [Roshan laughing] Look at you. You’re gonna grow into a great predator, huh? I don’t think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You’re folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What’s so threatening about you? [the baby hugs Manny's trunk] Hey, does this look like a petting zoo, huh? [Roshan pulls out Manny's nose hairs and screaming and Roshan laughs] Okay, all right, wise guy. You can earned a time-out. Oh, you think that funny. How about this? You’ll be a little snack for the owls. You’re a brave little squirt, I’ll give you that.

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