Hitch: [about Albert] That man would've sold his soul to make you happy!
Allegra: So what does that make you? The Devil?
Hitch: My job is not to deceive, Miss Cole. It's to create opportunities.
Allegra: Like the boardroom.
Hitch: Would you have noticed him otherwise?
Allegra: Yes!
Hitch: Really?
Allegra: Eventually... maybe... how did you know all that stuff about me? Well, you really did your homework... like at boarding school, how everyone would tease me because I couldn't whistle, and telling him to dance like a buffoon knowing I can't dance either, then telling him to drop mustard on his shirt so I'd feel like less of a dork... that was all you... right?
Hitch: No... hell, no!
Allegra: That was him?
Hitch: That's got Albert written all over it.
Allegra: Did you put him up to the inhaler?
Hitch: Stop it... he did not show you that?
Allegra: He chucked it right before he kissed me.
Hitch: So wait... that... that stuff worked for you?
Allegra: It was adorable... what did you do?
Hitch: Nothing... Absolutely nothing.
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