Chunk: Listen, okay. You guys will never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four wheel deal, it was this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?
Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
[Data puts a cassette tape saying "007" in boombox.]
Data: 'Kay, Data, don't mess this one up, and prepare for the Wings of Flight! [swings toward the Goon Docks as the 007 theme music plays in the background]
Mikey: [notices Data] Uh-oh! Screen door! [to Mouth] Open the screen door!
Data: Mikey! The screen door!
Chunk: [after catching statue of nude man] Hey, I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh? [chuckles] I know you would think that from good ol' Chunk. [statue falls]
Brand: [shocked and angry] You idiot!
Mikey: [alarmed] Oh, my God!
Chunk: [Mikey picks up statue] Look. It's not broken. It's perfect. Ha-ha! It's per...fect.
Mikey: [notices statue missing penis; drops inhaler in shock] Oh, my GOD!
Chunk: What? What?
Mikey: That's my mom's most favorite piece!
Chunk: What?
Mikey: Ohh! [picks up the penis]
Chunk: [laughs] Oh, my God!
Mouth: You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
Mikey: Shut up, Mouth!
Brand: Shut up, Mouth.
Data: Hey, any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey: No.
Mouth: Soitenly. Where Motown started. Also, it's got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're moving when we lose our house tomorrow.
Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen; My dad will fix it.
Brand: Yeah, sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon.
Mikey: That's wrong, Brand; It won't happen!
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