Lord Business: Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Sir?
Lord Business: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]
Ma Cop: [starts to weep] Oh, son!
Lord Business: On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!
Pa Cop: Son?
Bad Cop: [The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]
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