Captain Murphy: I got something special for you boys. A guy by the name of Getz, Leo Getz has been placed in protective custody. And you two guys are gonna babysit him until Washington sends out the feds.
Riggs: How long?
Captain Murphy: Soon as all the red tape is processed. Couple, three days. This guy Getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquiry. Drugs, laundered money, et cetera, et cetera. This is not a shit assignment.
[Riggs starts smoking]
Riggs: Yes, it is.
Captain Murphy: No, it isn’t.
Murtaugh: [coughs from Riggs' smoke] It is.
Captain Murphy: It isn’t.
Murtaugh: Captain, it’s a shit assignment.
Captain Murphy: Shut up, the both of ya.
[Another cop comes in and hands the Captain a file.]
Captain Murphy: I guaranteed this guy’s safety.
Murtaugh: Why us?
Captain Murphy: Because you two are the most qualified for the job. And, after last night, you could use the break.
Murtaugh: I can handle last night.
Riggs: What are we supposed to do with him?
Captain Murphy: How the hell should I know? Take him to Disneyland.
Riggs: Oh, this stinks. This stinks. This stinks!
Captain Murphy: I don’t give a fuck, Riggs. That’s why I don’t have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don’t give a fuck." Now here’s where he’s staying. It’s a nice hotel; all the expenses are being picked up by the Justice Dept, so enjoy yourselves. And Riggs, one more thing!
Riggs: [turns back] What?
Captain Murphy: [tosses him a small "no smoking" sign] You know what that says?
Riggs: Yeah, yeah, same thing as that. [points to the larger sign next to him on the door, smirking] But I don’t give a fuck. [throws the small placard back and walks out]
Murtaugh: [wafts the smoke away from him] You’re lucky. I have to live with that.
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