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[Lars and Ernie are at the animal shelter in search of a suitable mouse-hunting cat.] Maury, the Handler: Find the one you want, and I'll spay or neuter it myself. Lars: Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with experience. Maury, the Handler: That's a switch. Most people want the cute little ones. Experience with what? Ernie: Mouse-hunting. Maury, the Handler: Oh, all cats are good mousers. Ernie: Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of them, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably with a history of mental illness. I'm talking... one mean pussy. Lars: Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You have any of those knocking around your cages? Maury, the Handler: Funny you should ask. I'd given up hope on anyone wanting him. We were about to... gas him again. Ernie & Lars: Again? [Maury leads the brothers to a chained-and-padlocked crate.] Maury: He's spent most of his life in that box, I expect... [Ernie reads a tag tied to the crate] "Catzilla"? Maury: Oh, you know the guys who clean up call him that, but you can call him anything you want. I'd say he looks more like a "Fluffy." [Lars leans down] Aw, poor little Catzilla. You want a home, don't you? You want to get out of here. Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it! Ernie: You're a stupid cat, aren't you? Yes, you are! And you're ugly, too, extremely ug... [The cat lunges, until Maury subdues him with a taser.] [Lars sees his ripped coat sleeve] Oh, you little bastard! Ernie: We'll take him!

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