Classified: All right, tiny penguins. The best way for the North Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves, is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now you were in his sub, so I need to know everything you know. [the penguins are relaxing and enjoying the chairs and they raised them up high, giving a cheer] [almost losing his patience] Just tell me everything you know. Skipper: All right. [lowers chair, same with the other penguins] Numero uno - never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. Classified: [takes notes] "Tulip fight..." Skipper: Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch. Classified: Sasquatch. Skipper: Hot dogs are in fact only 17% actual dog. Classified: 17%… Not everything everything! [shows Skipper a board of evidence of the victim with a picture of a sheep next to it] Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine! Skipper: Ah! Why didn't you say so? Classified: [confused] What? Skipper: My team has uncovered that Dr. Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek. Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: ...As Dave the octopus. Short Fuse: An octopus? [laughs] No, no, Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He's... Classified: [stands in front of the picture of the sheep] An octopus! [clears throat] Precisely! That's exactly what our intel indicated. [puts the picture in trash bin and whispers into his wrist watch] Release the sheep. [at a barn, the sheep is kicked out and eats grass. Back at North Wind headquarters] What you, of course could not know, is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum". Skipper: Ah, but what you don't know is that Dirk... Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: ...Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum... Kowalski: Medusa Serum. Skipper: ...Medusa Serum on anybody. Kowalski: That part is accurate. Skipper: Show him, Rico. [Rico spits out the vial containing the Medusa Serum] Classified: You... you stole the Medusa Serum( while you were capture)? Skipper: Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you. Call it what you will.[Suddenly, the screen goes on, revealing Dave] Debbie! Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: Dave! Corporal: He hacked into our system. [There's no sound on-screen as Dave speaks] Eva: Where's the sound? I can't hear anything. Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on. Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone. Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens. Dave: Hello? [the screen goes off] Hello? Kowalski: But now we can hear you. Short Fuse: So annoying! Kowalski: But we cannot see you. Short Fuse: Every time! Classified: It's like talking to my parents. Dave: [comes back on the screen] How about now? [everyone cheers in agreement] Classified: Yes, that's fantastic. Dave: Alright. Now, where was I? (Oh, yeah.) [starts doing an evil laugh] Kowalski: Dave! Dave: (Anyways, as I was saying...) Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo mates. Skipper: We were never mates. There was no mating. Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum. Skipper: What, you? You didn't steal that! Classified: It's over. Dave: It's over? Then why did I call you? Weird. (No, wait. Why did I call you guys again? Uh... Ah, right. Got it.) Oh, maybe it was to show you this! [turns the camera to show them a giant vial containing the Serum; everyone gasps with shock] Kowalski: That is a lot of serum for 4 penguins. Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you 4? No. No, no, no, no. We're just getting started. [takes a selfie with a camera] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... for revenge! [presses the button to turn off the screen but nothing happens, he presses it again but nothing happens] (For re–) Wait. How do you...? [turns to his octopus thugs for help] What do I push, is it the red or...? I thought it was... it's not this– [presses something and the screen goes blank; the picture of Dave in front of the serum comes out of the printer]

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