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James Franco: Who did this? Who did this?! Seth Rogen: Did what, what are you talking about? James Franco: [holds up his jizzed porn magazine] Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? Seth Rogen: No. James Franco: No? Danny McBride: [raises hand] It was me, Franco, I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine. James Franco: Why?! Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude, I'm assuming, the same shit works for you? James Franco: Real fucking smart answer, why don't you fucking aim, huh?! Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculating that just goes everywhere! It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose, you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth! James Franco: The fuck kind of jerking off is that, what, you never had any brothers, you never learned to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fuckin' tissue?! Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women! James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want! Danny McBride: I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore?! Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read! Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off in here? I've been dropping loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck. James Franco: YOU DON'T CUM ON MY STUFF! Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'LL CUM ANYWHERE I WANT! James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride! Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now, I fuckin' DARE YOU TO CUM ON ME! [Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other] Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here! James Franco: This, no more, man, all over your fuckin' face! Danny McBride: All over the fuckin' floor, all over the fuckin' place, I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want, I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'LL CUM EVERYWHERE! James Franco: [points his revolver] If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch! James Franco: [waving his revolver] No fuckin' jerking off in my house, McBride!

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