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Professor: Now, is there anyone here who can tell me why most alligators are abnormally aggressive? Bobby: [Quietly, to Derek] I know the answer to this question. Derek: Raise your hand. Professor: Anybody? Anyone? [points to Bobby] Yessee you, sir. Bobby: [standing up] Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. [The entire class laughs as Bobby sits down next to an embarrassed Derek. Even the professor is laughing.] Professor: Mama says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush? Wow! [The class briefly laughs again] Professor: Is there anybody else? Yessee you, sir. Student: Alligators are agressive because of an enlargement - medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the brain that controls the aggressive behavor. Professor: That is correct! The medulla oblongata! Bobby: [starting to rise again] But mama say that- Professor: The medulla oblongata... [Bobby sits back down] ...is where anger, jealosy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here who can tell me where happiness comes from? [Bobby raises his hand again as Derek tries to push his hand down telling him no, but...too late. Professor has already seen it.] Professor: Alright. Let's here what mama has to say on the subject. Bobby: [rising again] Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue. [Once again, everybody laughs] Professor: Well folks...mama's wrong again! [Class laughs again] Bobby: No, Colonol Sanders, you're wrong. [Class goes "ooohhh..." on this, until...] Mama's right! [The class breaks back into laughing. Bobby runs for the door.] Bobby: You're all wrong! Mama's right! Mama's right! Professor: Something's wrong with his medulla oblongata! [Everyone continues laughing until an enraged Bobby knocks the professor to the ground, shocking everyone.]

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