Gene:...I've seen more fucked up shit out there in five minutes than you've seen in your whole life. Gary: Well, I'm sorry Gene, and if I could change history I would, but- Gene: Fuck you! Now we need fifteen gallons of bug juice by snack time, do you know where the powder packets are? Gary: Yeah. Gene: In the pantry above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream, Wait... Forget that last comment. Gary: Did you say dick cream? Gene: No! I said ... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away! Leave me alone!

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

D "Hello, Dolly!"