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Devil Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! [looks down at Jay's erection] Devil Jay: What the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kind of shit. Devil Jay #2: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out. But we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip, boy... [both devils disappear] Angel Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children... [stops singing] Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here? [looks down at Jay's erection] Angel Jay: Oh, shit! Don't tell me you're thinking of whipping your dick out at this fine piece of woman, are you? [Jay nods. Angel slaps him with his harp] Angel Jay: Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's a good idea to whip your dick out. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head no] Angel Jay: That's it, boy. Put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth, be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta go beat the shit out of two sucker-punchin' little bitches. Remember, don't pull your dick out 'til she asked. Or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG... [disappears]

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