North: Hey, there he is! Jack Frost! [the guardians welcomingly look upon Jack Frost] Jack: Wow. You gotta be kidding me. [the Yetis grab him] Hey, put me down. North: [after Jack arrives at the North Pole] I hope the Yetis treated you well. Jack: [sardonically] Oh, yeah. I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal. North: Oh, good. That was my idea! You know Bunny, obviously. Jack: Obviously. North: [offscreen] And the Tooth Fairy. Tooth: Hello, Jack. I've heard a lot about you. And your teeth! Jack: My-my what? Tooth: Open up! Are they really as wide as they say? Yes! [gasps] Oh, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow. [the Tooth Fairies chitter enthused by Jack's presence] Girls, pull yourselves together. Let's not disgrace the uniform. [she and her Fairies fly off] North: And Sandman. Sandy? [he doesn't wake up, he shoulder-bumps him] Sandy? WAKE UP! [he finally wakes up] Jack: Hey, ho, anyone wanna tell me why I'm here? [Sandy raises his hand and tries to explain the situation using sand pictograms, leaving Jack confused] Uh, that's not really helping, but thanks, little man. [freezes an elf] I must've done something really bad to get you four together... [brightly] Am I on the naughty list? North: Ha! On naughty list? You hold record. But no matter, we overlook. Now, we are wiping clean the slate. Jack: How come? Bunny: Ah, good question. North: "How come?" I'll tell you how come. Because now, you are Guardian! [An extravagant ceremony starts] Jack: Hey, what are you doing? Get off me! North: This is the best part! [As the ceremony continues, a Yeti gives North the Ceremonial Book of Guardianship, then Jack looks on dumbstruck until he stops it with an icy strike of his staff] Jack: What makes you think I want to be a Guardian? [Beat, then North bursts into laughter] North: Of course, you do. MUSIC! [Elves begin playing a fanfare] Jack: NO MUSIC! [An elf throws down its horn and stomps away. The Guardians stare at Jack in disbelief] This is all very flattering, but, uh, you don't want me. You're all hard work and deadlines, and I'm snowballs and fun times. I'm not a Guardian. Bunny: Heh! Hey, that's exactly what I said! Tooth: Jack, I don't think you understand what it is we do. [shows Jack the Globe of Belief] Each of those lights is a child. North: A child who believes. And good or bad, naughty or nice, we protect them. [hears Tooth looking at Jack's mouth] Tooth! Fingers out of mouth. Tooth: Oh, sorry. [to Jack, about his teeth] They're beautiful. North: Okay. No more wishy-washy. Pitch is out there doing who knows what! Jack: [laughs briefly] You mean the Boogeyman? North: Yes! When Pitch threatens us, he threatens them as well. Jack: All the more reason to pick someone more qualified. North: "Pick"? You think we "pick"? No, you were chosen, like we were all chosen...by Man in Moon. Jack: [looks at the Moon] What? Tooth: Last night, Jack, he chose you. Bunny: Maybe. Jack: Man in the Moon? He talks to you? North: You see, you cannot say "no", it is destiny. Jack: W-Why wouldn't he tell me that himself? [pause] Oh, after 300 years, this is his answer? To spend eternity like you guys, cooped up in some...some hideout thinking of-of-of new ways to bride kids? No, no. That's NOT FOR ME!!! No offense. Bunny: H-H-How is that not offensive?! Y'know what I think, I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what's this clown know about bringing joy to children, anyway? Jack: Uh, ya ever hear of a snow day? I know it's no "hard-boiled egg," but kids like what I do. Bunny: But none of 'em believe in you, do they? Y'see, you're invisible, mate. It's like you don't even exist. Tooth: Bunny! Enough! Jack: No. The kangaroo's right. Bunny: The what? What did you call me? I'm not a kangaroo, mate! Jack: [sarcastically] Oh, and this whole time I thought you were. If you're not a kangaroo, what are you? Bunny: I'm a bunny. The Easter Bunny! People believe in me. [Sandy exhales and bumps North's leg with his hand] North: Jack, walk with me.

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