Tutar Sagdiyev: Can you come with me to the hairdresser? Borat: No, what if they recognize me? Tutar Sagdiyev: Just disguise yourself as an American. [They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on] Melinda: I'm Melinda. Borat: [failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet. Melinda: Nice to meet you. Borat: I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie. Melinda: We can do it Borat: [Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair? Melinda: I would like to see her hair, yes. Tutar Sagdiyev: [Lifting up her skirt] Okay. Melinda: No, ma'am. Not that hair.

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