Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday.Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talk...oh.All: Oh.Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs?Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism.Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family.Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. I always did it like this. ["La Cucaracha" plays]Mexican Gang Member #5: [crying]Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. Yeah, I dumped your wife! I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. I love your wife. She dumped me.Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is.Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. I'm standing right here.Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. I wanted to be a vato. I just want to groom and train poodles. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles.Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Watch. Turn you back. I'm doing it. I'm doing it!Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. My back is turned.Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about.
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