Benji: It's easy when you remember these simple steps. Just use the acronym "T.E.M.P.T.U.R.D.T.S." "T" -- Teleport. "E" -- Evaluate. This guys wants that jerky, but he doesn't have the money. Benji: M.P. -- Make a plan. I'm gonna tell this guy to put that jerky in his pants. "T" again -- Tell the plan. Put that jerky in your pants. Benji: "U" -- Up-Sell. Hey, wouldn't it be fun to bind, torture, and kill that guy? That way, you have all the jerky you want and that beer.[the teenager disagrees of doing it]Benji: We'll get him next time.Benji: "R" -- Remember to always stay on the right shoulder, which is the left shoulder. The correct shoulder is the left. The right shoulder is the angel's domain. Angel #1: But you're on the right shoulder.Benji: Ah, ah, ah. D.T. -- Do not talk to the angel.
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