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Lou Redwood: Oh my God...what the f*** is that, it's incredible! [about the fondue he just ate]Jackie Moon: It's called fondue.Lou Redwood: Fon-what?Jackie Moon: Fondue. Three different cheeses, melted together. That's what you're tasting. Gorgonzola, Munster, and cottage.Bobby Dee: It's the latest thing from Sweden, apparently.Dick Pepperfield: Well, I'm not surprised; those Swedes are so inventive. [others makes noises of agreement]Bobby Dee: They are my favorite producers of pornography.Jackie Moon: They do make an excellent f*** picture!Dick Pepperfield: Well, I think I'll excuse myself from this conversation, right now.Jackie Moon: To the men's room.Dick Pepperfield: Oh, stop it.Jackie Moon: To make your wiener sing...boner machine. [others are laughing]Dick Pepperfield: I am not a boner machine!Lou Redwood: Swedish porn saved my life in 'Nam. [others groan] Hey, come on, you guys. Swedish porn was the only thing that kept my mind off Charlie while I was in the shit.Bobby Dee: Is the shit in Ann Arbor? Cause that's where you were during the war. [others laugh]Cornelius Banks: You were never in 'Nam, you jive turkey. [laughter stops]Lou Redwood: [coldly] Did you just call me a jive turkey? [Cornelius shakes his head]Jackie Moon: No. No, he did not, he uh...he called you cocksucker. Right Cornelius?Cornelius Banks: Yeah, I just called you cocksucker!Lou Redwood: Pretty sure you called me a jive turkey.Dick Pepperfield: No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T.Lou Redwood: Jive turkey is a little over the line, my man!Jackie Moon: Look. We were all here, we all heard what was said, and we're in agreement, Cornelius said cocksucker. Right?Bobby Dee: He just said you suck cock!Dick Pepperfield: That's all he said about you!Jackie Moon: Come on. Dig into that fondue...little cocksucker. [others laugh]Lou Redwood: We like playing games, don't we? [laughing]Jackie Moon: It's true, we're playing one right now.Lou Redwood: I'm gonna show you guys this game I learned when I was in f***in' 'Nam! [draws a gun and points it at Cornelius] Who's the jive turkey now? [bursts out laughing] Gun's not loaded! [all laugh]Jackie Moon: It's not loaded!Lou Redwood: You should've seen your goddamn faces! I never load it!Cornelius Banks: The gun was not loaded!Jackie Moon: I'll see you f***ers in hell. [puts gun to his head and pulls trigger; all laugh]Bobby Dee: Jackie, "Love Me Sexy" is the worst song I've ever heard. [aims at Jackie and pulls trigger]Cornelius Banks: I did call you jive turkey. [aims gun at Lou, pulls trigger]Dick Pepperfield: [playfully, pointing gun at Lou] I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield! [pulls trigger] Rrragh!Lou Redwood: [laughing] We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true...especially that, more than the rest.Jackie Moon: Hey. Bond, James Bond. Eh? [rests gun on forearm]Dick Pepperfield: How do you like your martinis, sir?Jackie Moon: Stirred, in a half carafe. [aims gun at crotch and pulls trigger]Cornelius Banks: He shoots himself!Jackie Moon: He shoots himself in the wiener! [tosses gun down and it goes off suddenly]

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