Pinocchio: Father, I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school.
Geppetto: You got kicked out of school?
Pinocchio: Yes, for being a puppet. So I joined the puppet show and became famous.
Geppetto: You became famous?
Pinocchio: Well, almost famous. I danced in a puppet show and made lots of money. But then I got kidnapped and was locked in a bird cage, so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jiminy so my nose would grow so I could escape. But then I got scooped up by a coach full of foolish kids, and was taken to Pleasure Island, where I learned to drink… Uh, I forget what they called it. But anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears and a tail, and was chased by the vapor creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines, but Jiminy helped me and we jumped off a cliff into the sea and swam to shore, where we found out you sold all your clocks to buy a boat so you could look for me. And now we're here!
Geppetto: You did all that in one day?
Pinocchio: Yes.
Geppetto: My goodness. I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life.
Pinocchio: I'm sorry, Father. I apologize for all the trouble I caused. (But yeah.)
Geppetto: Oh, no, Pinocchio, my boy. All is forgiven. I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound. Now we can go home again and we'll be all together! We'll be one big happy…
[Just as Geppetto is about to say "family", Monstro, a massive sea monster with sharp teeth, emerges from the ocean and swallows them]
Sofia: [fleeing away] Monstro! It's Monstro! IT'S MONSTRO!
Jiminy: [floats all the way down to Monstro's mouth as he goes to sleep] Well, I'll be. He's asleep. Wake up! My friend's in there! Open up, you big blubber mouth!
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