[They are sailing on a boat on the River of relaxation]
Kitty: [makes cute eyes and says with echo] Trust me.
Perrito: Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss, even without the eyes.
Kitty: Yeah? Big mistake.
Perrito: What do you mean? You're my friends.
Kitty: You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.
Perrito: You have to trust somebody, right?
Kitty: Not me. Uh-uh. Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed. [looks at Puss] Never again. I am a solo act. I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand. Take it from me. Never trust anyone. [shows him his sweater]
Perrito: W-Wait. [understands that it's his sweater] That's amazing. [gasps] You're good.
Puss: Kitty, I've been thinking.
Kitty: Ugh... Thinking about what?
Puss:My beautiful beard. It is very distinguished, yes, but it does deprive the world to a good look at, uh, the face. So, if it will make you happy, I could convinced to...
Kitty: I've gotten used to it.
Puss: Wait, what?
Kitty: The beard, keep it.
Puss: Well, you see, uh... [rolls on the boat and cries in pain] Kitty, please! Get this itchy thing off of me! It's like a fever on my face!
Kitty: Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots asking for a help?
Puss: Sí, help. [Tries to cut it with his stick] You were right. The beard is disgusting.
Kitty: And?
Puss: And it's like a possum crawled on my face.
Kitty: And?
Puss: And died..of shame.
Kitty:Okay, okay, possum face. I won't make you beg.
Puss: Ow! [grunts] Hey, slow down. Oh! Go with the grain. You got to go with the grain.
Kitty: I know what I'm doing.
Puss: Hey!
Kitty: I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito? [She made a pigtail out of his beard. Perrito laughs and snorts]
Puss: What?! What?! What's funny? Nothing should be funny!
Kitty: Shh. Quieto. [Still]
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