[Cut to the river, where the Rugrats are floating along in the Reptar Wagon. They play pirates] Tommy Pickles: Slob the poop deck, Mr. Phil. Hoist the ankle, number one. [singing] A pirate's life is a life for me! Lil DeVille: [singing] Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum! Chuckie Finster: [singing] I get seasick on the sea! Phil and Lil: [singing] Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum! Phil DeVille: [singing] Hoist the Reptar flag real high! Tommy Pickles: [singing] My sword is pointed to the sky! Lil DeVille: [singing] You need a patch across your eye! [Chuckie groans, nauseous] From Zanzibar... Phil DeVille: [singing] ...to candy bar! Both: [singing] Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum! Tommy Pickles: [singing] We search for treasures near and far! Phil and Lil: [singing] Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum! Lil DeVille: [singing] Beware your ship should cross our path. Phil DeVille: [singing] We'll shoot a cannon through your mast! Chuckie Finster: [singing] Remove your gold baboons by half. Dil Pickles: Yo-oh-oh-oh! Tommy Pickles: [singing] A pirate's life is the life for me! Both: [singing] Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum! Chuckie Finster: [singing] Adventure on the open sea. Phil and Lil: [singing] Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum! [The song ends when the wagon hits a rock; this causes Dil and Chuckie to teeter over the edge] Babies: Oh! Tommy Pickles: Dil! [saves Dil] Chuckie Finster: [falls overboard] Help me, Tommy! [notices the water is shallow, it only reaches his hips. He stands up with a relieved smile. Suddenly, he feels a wiggling sensation in his pants and pulls out a fish] Fish! Phil DeVille: Man overboard! Lil DeVille: [throws a life ring to Chuckie, which he was able to catch. The wagon tows him as if he was water skiing] Hang on, Chuckie! Chuckie Finster: Aaahh! Phil DeVille: Look at him go! [Lil laughs and Chuckie screams. The twins got Chuckie back on board] Chuckie Finster: Tommy, why didn't you help me? Tommy Pickles: I'm sorry, Chuckie, but, Dil, he needed me and he's just a- Phil and Lil: [drop Chuckie on the floor] Just a baby! Lil DeVille: Uh-oh! [The Reptar Wagon is approaching the brink of a huge waterfall] Tommy Pickles: Hard to port side. Turn! Turn around! Help me, you guys! Help! [Chuckie and the twins grab the wheel and just manage steer the wagon away from the falls. Dil grabs a lever] Dil, no! [He pulls it and the propeller lifts out of the water. The wagon swerves toward the waterfall. Tommy switches another lever to steer the wagon away from the falls and onto the bank. The wagon hits a stump, sending the babiess flying and they thud to the ground. Tommy's watch falls out of his diaper, but he catches it just in time before it hits the water. Cut to the Pickles basement, the Stu and Chaz lower the Dactar glider from the ceiling] Lou Pickles: Whoa now! Stu Pickles: I knew my Dactar would come in handy. [a pully breaks from the ceiling and Dactar Lou; Ow fall towards Grandpa, who hits the deck. He and Chas flinch as dust fills the room] Pop, are you okay? [the dust settles to reveal Grandpa is sleeping under the wreckage, unharmed] Oh, pop.

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