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Stainer: I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five.Devon: Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six.Stainer: A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm just being honest.Jack: Come on, cut him some slack. Look. Half a point because he's a nice guy. Right? And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six. Devon's right.Stainer: But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point. Take a point off.Kirk: Wait, what's wrong with my Neon?Stainer: Oh, I don't know. Except the people who make that car don't even like it. So, we're back to a five.Jack: Five.Stainer: Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points.Kirk: Where do you get this shit?Stainer: Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten.Jack: [chuckles] Oh, not even you, huh?Stainer: I'm a six, okay?Jack: Bullshit, you're a six. Then what am I?Stainer: You're an eight.Jack: Okay, you're a six then.Stainer: But I get a one point bump because I'm in a band.Kirk: Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oates cover band. I'm pretty sure that's a deducation.Stainer: Adult Education is a tribute band. So that puts me back at seven. On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine.Kirk: What about your crappy car?Stainer: Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car.Jack: Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass?Stainer: Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's there. It's right next to "f*** you"!Devon: I think this system's ridiculous. All right? If someone really loves you, then you are a ten.Jack: My God. What are you, Hannah Montana? Because nothing you are saying right now is of any help to Kirk.

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