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[Satan does the podcast as Stan in disguise]Satan (as Stan): Hello! I know, uh, I -- I have said on this -- This show that, uh, uh, Obama is gay-married to me, but -- Uh, Satan -- But, uh, that's not true. You hear that, Johnny Harville? Neither Obummer not Shillary are involved with Satan in any way, shape, or form.[Johnny immediately grabs the phone to call Satan (Stan) about the presidents opinion]Satan (as Stan): Now, I've heard through the grapevine, Johnny Harville, that you believe that Obummer and Shillary, they are sexually involved with me...Gary Bunda: Johnny on line one.Satan (as Stan): Hey, Johnny.Johnny: I got to take an issue with what you just said, man.Satan (as Stan): No, Johnny -- Johnny listen to me. Satan is strong. He's no one's bottom bitch.Johnny: That's not what you said in your book, "Satan is Hillary's Bottom Bitch". You said that Hillary impregnated Satan and gave birth to Liam Dunham, man.Satan (as Stan): No, that's -- That's Lena Dunham. Lena Dunham is a -- A well-respected, talented actor and director.Johnny: Well, what you said is very boring, Stan. I guess I'm gonna have to get my straight talk somewheres else.Satan (as Stan): No, Johnny, Johnny, hold --Gary Bunda: We are losing him!Satan (as Stan): Uh, hold on. Uh, Lena Dunham is...Gary Bunda: [to Satan] Is a werewolf.Satan (as Stan): ...is a werewolf.Johnny: I'm listening.Satan (as Stan): Okay. Good. Because she has three assistants whose sole job it is to follow her around and -- And to shave her and shield her from the moon. [laughs softly] Um...Susan Sarandon is a werewolf, too. That's why she adopted that illegal -- To shave her. And -- And Sarah Silverman! All of them! They're all a bunch of feminazi, lesbian werewolves coming for us!Johnny: I'll be sure to boycott their movies, then.Satan (as Stan): Yes, Johnny! Stay with us! We are standing up for America! We are back after this with more calls! WAAAHOOO! [ends the podcast]Claude: [to Satan] How does any of what you just said further the initial plan?Satan: ...Claude: Well, we got another hours of calls.Satan: Yeah, we're gonna take calls.

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