[Eric shows Xavier his wind laboratory]Eric: Climatologists have yet to find a way to control weather. You gave me the idea to synthesize weather systems on a human scale. I can create a wind gust, regulate temperature, moisture, and pressure in a controlled environment, until a perfect hurricane forms, bite-size, that takes on its own furious momentum and its perpetual energy can be harnessed.Xavier: [thinking] Mr. Lonely crawling back to be my friend. Kind of sad.Eric: I can use it to power my tv.Xavier: [thinking] He's so fixated on being friends.Eric: And I have full power over them. [to Wind Wigger] Go make me a grinder lunch.[the wind wigger makes a hoagie then throw it on Eric's shirt]Eric: Of course, sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place. [uses his whip to whip the tornado wiggers] HYAH! I'M PUTTING YOU OUT TO WORK THE FIELDS!Xavier: Whippity-whippity WHOA! And what do you call these wind monkeys -- Wiggaboos?Eric: Wiggers. Why, I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress.Xavier: You've totally broken wind. Environ-yentalists have finally got their final solution.Eric: This will revolutionize the world. I just need to tell Society about it, [talks in Society's voice] and Sheila will come back to me.
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