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Captain's Daughter: Hi! Can I make jokes with you?Drinky Crow: I doubt it, Captain's Daughter. We're both miserable alcoholics so we have more need to be funny than you. Uncle Gabby: And hence more ability.Captain's Daughter: I can make a joke. Listen. [sees Drinky's back bleeding blood] It looks like you have some trouble holing your liquor!Drinky Crow & Uncle Gabby: ...Captain's Daughter: "Holding" (holing). [Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby shoot themselves]Captain's Daughter: You just don't like my jokes because I'm a girl!Uncle Gabby: Not true. Deboursay is funny and she's a girl. Deboursay![Mademoiselle Deboursay reveals herself while getting out of sailor disguise]Mademoiselle Deboursay: Nice machine, mon chers! Maybe I should get one for my bedroom!Captain's Daughter: [to Drinky and Gabby] You're just laughing because she's an attractive woman who talks frankly about sex!Mademoiselle Deboursay: I have a vagina.Captain's Daughter: And she's a spy! I'm telling![Captain's Daughter heads to his Father]Captain's Daughter: Daddy! There's a french spy on board! And instead of catching her, Drinky Crow and Gabby are flirting and laughing at her jokes!Captain Maak: Thank you. I'll have her clapped in irons immediately.Captain's Daughter: And they said I'm not funny.Captain Maak: In that they are quite correct.

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