[Stroker plays the tape of the Freshen Up advert he made while getting drunk]Giggles: [giggles] Why am I so happy? Because I'm fresh and static free![cuts to the next scene where Stroker shoots the tv of the Freshen Up commercial] Stroker: After about the 500th time you saw that ad, did you want to put a bullet in Giggles' head? I sure as hell did, and after 35 years, so did the good people at Freshen Up. That's why Freshen Up Fabric Softener is now F.U.Stroker: F.U. is strong enough for a man, with the clean, fresh scent that's scientifically proven to make chicks want to [bleep] you off.Stroker: F.U. is a lot like me -- Hip, extreme, in your face, hip -- Especially for kids in College. Fabric Softener goes in the dryer. Try it. And when they ask you what your secret with chicks is, tell them, "F.U., pal"! Stroker: Alright, cut. Print that b*tch.Fabric Softener Slut: Now can I get my money?Stroker: No, you can't get your money now. You're only half finished.[ad ends]Tommy: It's so guerilla. It's genius!Hoop: If you like that, you're gonna love Freshen Up: Extreme. Now picture this: We get Tony Hawk.
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