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[The unrated version of Girard's introduction]Jean Girard: Why did you stop ze jazz music? Was it unpleasant to you?Ricky Bobby: No one plays jazz here at The Pit Stop!Jean Girard: So then why is the song on the jukebox?Bartender: We keep it on there for profiling purposes. We also got the Pet Shop Boys and Seal. [Girard advances on Ricky]Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard, and I am a racing-car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur "Booby".Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.Jean Girard: I think what you are 'earing is my accent. I am, uh...French.Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?Jean Girard: Oui. [This comes out sounding like "we"]Ricky Bobby: "We?" No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from, uh, George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.Jean Girard: That's from China.Ricky Bobby: Pizza.Jean Girard: Italy.Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.Jean Girard: Mexican.Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism... and the blowjob.Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.Ricky Bobby: Hey.Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, that last one's pretty cool.Jean Girard: And ze soixante-neuf. You know, the 69? With the head near the...[jerks head to the right] that bit? We came up with it.Herschell: We created the missionary position. You're welcome.Jean Girard: "Reecky Booby", I have come 'ere to defeat you.Ricky Bobby: Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there! [Ricky and Cal laugh] Well, welcome to America, amigo! [He swings at Girard, but Girard slaps him twice, and forces him onto the billiard table, holding his hand in an arm lock]Jean Girard: You are fast, "Reecky Booby"...but I am faster.Ricky Bobby: You let go of me, you Formula One jazz nutjob!Jean Girard: Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it.Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good.Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word.Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! [He makes a futile attempt to rescue his arm]Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake.Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here.Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes."Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there...I had a whole mess of crepes this mornin'. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes?Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah.Jean Girard: Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them.Ricky Bobby: Oh, my god, I love those!Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put all the kinds of syrup you want on them. I'm just sayin', think about it.Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes?Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe.Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right--right away?Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette?Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette.Jean Girard: With the sugar and lemon juice...Ricky Bobby: Yeah, the sugar and the lemon juice. Sure.Jean Girard: Grand Marnier.Ricky Bobby: I wo - I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside!Jean Girard: They are tasty.Kyle: Either way this goes down, can we go get some after we're done?Ricky Bobby: Absolutely, we're gonna do it.Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no?Kyle: That is a fair compromise.Herschell: Very fair, actually.Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But...he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think?Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it.Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!Jean Girard: As you wish.[He breaks Ricky's arm]Ricky Bobby: He actually did it!Kyle: Back off!Ricky Bobby: I didn't say it!Cal Naughton, Jr.: No, you did not!Jean Girard: Your injury is one of ignorance and pride! Au revoir!

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